Beachwood OH,(Aug 5 2010)—At a highly anticipated media event Friday at Cleveland’s Marriott East, Diabetic Solutions Inc. CEO Ronald Gregory will introduce a new Diabetic product he said would “revolutionize” the global diabetic market.

“Get ready for the future of diabetes management,” said the Enigmatic CEO to us, looking resplendent in a black turtleneck and faded jeans as we sat down  for the lone Q& A session allowed preceding tomorrows press conference. We wanted  to get an in depth insight to Diabetes water and how he hoped this product would help the ailing diabetic community.our

Below is a transcript of conversation with the Diabetes water Inventor.

thepoordiabetic: Could you please tell us what diabetes water is?

Ronald Gregory: Diabetes water was a product that was formulated by a couple of events in the last few weeks.

Diabetes and water is share a very symbiotic relationship and the intertwined core values are tough to ignore.

One of the major onset diabetes signs is the big thirst and even though Chris from the life of a diabetic blog doesn’t follow this recommendation, it is generally advisable to drink as much water as possible when experiencing a case of high blood glucose, so I thought to myself, If you are gonna need to drink water anyway as a diabetic, why not drink our diabetes water.

thepoordiabetic: How did diabetes water come into existence

Ronald Gregory: A few things came together for me in the last few days that brought the diabetes water idea from the drawing board to conception

1. I was on a typical blood glucose high a few days back and I wanted to put the theory of drinking diabetes water and flushing out ketones to the test and EUREKA to my amazement it worked.

2. A couple of days after that, I stumbled upon a news item that cemented my this is cosmic event, A federal judge ruled that those other guys were simply selling sugar water and branding it as healthy water. Shame on them, I thought as I figured this must be fated.

3. I put my market research team to work and they brought me some numbers, I couldn’t ignore.

• Diabetes affects over 285 million people globally
• Water is the most abundant resource on the planet
• Diabetes and water are symbiotically intertwined entities.
• I am a diabetic and I drink water every day
• water is good for your health
• diabetes water is even better for your health

4. I opened an email last week and found out that I had won the Spanish lottery, I had never entered the Spanish lottery but hey YIPPEEEE   I WOOONNNNNNN,

Now I was a billionaire ten times over and I could bring my diabetes water idea to market.

5.  I met a man named Dr. Jason, who had heard about my lottery winnings and my diabetes water idea and he offered a unique proposal that I couldn’t refuse.

You see the man had pitched this idea to another millionaire who had turned him down, but I wasn’t as foolish.

6. I used my marketing team I fondly call Gimp to cut and paste the label and viola the final details of diabetes water were complete.

7. Tomorrow we will launch the greatest diabetic product since sliced bread.

(Disclaimer: Diabetes water is a fictional product and used for satirical purposes only, any product likeness is also used as such and does not reflect any real products and its owners.)